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Get all your vegan friendly geek soaps at geeksoap.net |
I stumbled across this web site after taking a break from doing massive research on porn and fantasy football for an blog entry (or that's what I keep telling everybody that walks in my room unannounced)
Anygay the site is geeksoap.net and was created by Lesley Karpiuk. She offers individually, handmade soap containing only natural and vegan friendly ingredients. They have everything from the original 8-bit Nintendo cartridge all the way to N-64 and also have SEGA cartridges that are black amber scented, pretty sweet.
All this vegan talk is making this post feel a little girly, so I'll butch it up by writing a haiku about my favorite childhood love triangle:
an 8 bit affair
mario runs fast
legs not moving to complete
the task, save the girl
knock knock, peach is piss'd.
no mustache rides for princess
she pounds out bowser
'it's a-me!' won't leave
can't even enjoy a smoke
fuck's wrong with that guy?
....and end scene. Pretty powerful I know. You probably think I ripped that from Whitman, Poe or maybe even a doctor like Suess. But no, that was all me. If you think you can top that video game poem send all your shitty responses to rn@raucusnature.com. All D&D and WOW submissions will be deleted on sight.
Later Boners.
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