People you should let babysit: Jay Herrod

Wow. If this guy bangs Selena Gomez before me, then she must be a huge slut.  All joking aside, this guy is a fucking creeper and I wouldn't bang Selena.  I would make sweet, sweet love to her and probably even pull out too.  That's how committed I am to this relationship Selena, so don't fall for the dashing older gent serenading you with a children's microphone in his hand.  

Later Boners,

Cody