Wednesday, January 5, 2011

OMG!!! Jake Gyllenhaal & Taylor Swift broke up...but why?




Because they both like penis.

That's it.  That's the entire reason. Taylor got tired of being Jake's beard...alright fine, perhaps it was due to 'unwanted camera attention'  and their 8 year age difference.  I'm still going with their love of all things wiener and Taylor wanting new material for her album.

Now that the dust has settled, a 'rep' for Taylor said she's really upset, while a rep for Jake couldn't be reached for comment due to Gyllenhaal probably being in his mouth.

Domo Arigato,

Cody

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