You may recall Davies' story. He was a star on the BYU men's basketball team before he got kicked off for violating the school's honor code. The rule he broke? Getting laid. By his girlfriend. Seriously.
Here's the full honor code for BYU:
Be honest - No fucking way you need to be honest all the time. That's how you get in trouble silly.
Live a chaste and virtuous life - Meaning not getting laid... a lot of beating off then.
Obey the law and all campus policies - Is it breaking the law if you don't get caught?
Use clean language - Fuck that.
Respect others - But what if others are douche bags?
Abstain from alcoholic beverages, tobacco, tea, coffee, and substance abuse - If by 'substance abuse'
they mean heroin then fuck that.
Participate regularly in church services - I could follow that, with the NFL lockout next year I should be free on Sundays.
Observe the Dress and Grooming Standards - Sounds like a lot of work and shopping at Kohl's.
Encourage others in their commitment to comply with the Honor Code - No one likes a preachy asshole.
Mr. Davies only broke the 2nd one, getting unchaste like with his girlfriend. I wish Davies played basketball where I went to college, the players on my campus were sticking everything that moved. Do you have any idea how hard it was to get laid by a slightly tipsy co-ed with Daddy issues when it was between you and a 6'9" sculpted dude that is so tall his belt buckle hits her nose?
That's why Brandon Davies is our wingman of the week. He's got some rebel in him, but not enough to cock block you at closing time.
Domo Arigato,
Cody
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