Kacey Jordan of Charlie Sheen and porn fame tried to off herself last night...but like a real #WINNER was unable to finish the job. Cops found her with bottles of booze, pills and broken glass to go along with the cuts on her wrists.
Add this to the list of botched attempts, oh wait that abortion she had was successful. Looks like someone's batting .500. Keep your head up sweetheart and remember when it comes to slitting wrists, don't cross the street; go down the alley.
Here are some of the 'suicidal tweets':
'i just snorted a fat line and i get a wake up call for my pedicure spa appointment in 15 min.... this is going to be a great conversation!'
i've over done it... the more i do...i keep passing out... i just pray i wake up each time
shouldn't i be all awake... i keep fainting. i guess i'll have to do more and see what that does
i took a bunch of pills...drank a hotel size bottle of jack... stumbled to the bathroom to weigh myself.........86 lbs
those 16 hours i was with charlie sheen... messed me up... i can't get that image out of my head... i think i keep trying to feel his pain
I may seem a little pissy today, but I have no sympathy for public cries of attention and especially from grown ups behaving like children. Grow the fuck up and finish the job like Hunter S. Thompson did if you're so blue or shut the fuck up and enjoy life.
Cheers!
Cody
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